最新英文笑话（带汉译）

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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and the talk turns to their adventures. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. \"How did you end up with the peg leg?\" he asks.
The pirate replies, \"I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. As my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off.\"
\"Wow!\" says the seaman. \"What about your hook?\"
\"Well,\" answers the pirate, \"we were boarding a ship when one of the enemy hacked off my hand.\"
\"Incredible!\" says the seaman. \"How’d you get the eye patch?\"
\"A sea gull shit in my eye,\" the pirate replies.
\"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?\" the seaman asks.
\"Well,\" says the pirate, \"it was my first day with the hook.\"

一个海员在酒吧里遇到一个海盗，他们开始谈论他们的冒险故事。海员注意到海盗有一条木腿，一个铁勾手，还有一个眼罩。他问道：“你的木腿是怎么回事？”
海盗回答：“我被敌人击落海里，掉到一群鲨鱼里。我的手下把我拉上来的时候，一条鲨鱼吃掉了我这条腿。“
”噢！“海员说。”你的铁勾手呢？“
海盗回答：“我们进攻另一条船时，一个敌人劈下了我的这只手。”
”真难以置信！“海员说。”那你的眼罩呢？“
”一只海鸥往我眼里拉屎，“海盗说。
”因为一只海鸥往你眼里拉屎，你就丢掉了你的眼睛？“海员问。
“那是在我换上勾子的第一天，”海盗说。