大家对英语的亲近感有多少？这封信我怎看上去都太假呢

fly100

今天收到一封垃圾骗钱邮件，发信人说他是某某银行地区负责人，意外发现他们银行有一笔额外收入，而且还没有被该行高层发现，需要合作，只要我做了什么什么就能拿30%的提成……

额，貌似骗子是比较用心地编撰了一个故事，也许英语为母语的人看上去可能会有点点心动，可是我看上去怎么一点感觉都没呢？就是觉得语言好平淡，故事好一般……

是不是我对英语的亲近感太差？



STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
      DR. DAVID TAYLOR

My Dear friend,

My name is Mr. DAVID TAYLOR. I work with ABI Bank in Cote D' ivoire as the Regional manager,plateau Branch, in the Western Region of Cote d' ivoire.I am 53 years old with three kids. I have packaged a transaction that will be of mutual benefit to us. As the branch manager of the Bank in Cote D'ivoire, it is my duty to send a financial report to my head office in the
capital city, plateau, at the end of each financial year.

Following the release of the second quarter financial report, ending June
2007, I discovered that my branch made Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand Euro(10,500,000.00 Euros); from the transactions accruing to the account of the Inland Revenue Service (IRS). This was not detected by the renowned auditors from my head office.

I have moved the funds into what the Bank call Escrow Call Account with no beneficiary. Meanwhile as you know I can not be directly connected to this money for obvious reasons. So my contacting you is to assist me receive the funds in your Bank account in your country; which I know is possible if you liaise properly with me and get 30% of the total funds as your benefit.

The transfer would be made via swift and it will be a Bank-to-Bank wired
transfer.All I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of
this fund. I will compute your particulars as the person who made the
deposit in my branch, so that my head office will immediately order the
transfer to your designated Bank Account.

mail me if you think we can work together,

Thanks for your understanding and co-operation.

Yours truly.
Mr. DAVID TAYLOR.

wdscxsj

"I am 53 years old with three kids."，老外比较爱这个调调。

您不感冒，一来是老外的信大多是有事说事，太低三下四了让人看不起，也有他演技的原因 (你说not detected我就信了？就不能去举报你？)，另外也体现了中国人成熟的心态 (参见《疯狂的石头》之地铁行骗)。

josephe

类似的信件好像前一阶段已经在此讨论过了。

fly100

[quote]引用第2楼josephe于2008-10-04 12:27发表的 :
类似的信件好像前一阶段已经在此讨论过了。

winnerwzs

发信人说他是某某银行地区负责人，意外发现他们银行有一笔额外收入，而且还没有被该行高层发现，需要合作，只要我做了什么什么就能拿30%的提成……

天上会掉馅饼吗?动脑筋想想就是了!