An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the the artist.........\"aint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets(绿宝石手镯）, a ruby（红宝石） broach, and gold Rolex（劳力士手表）. \"
\"But you are not wearing any of those things.\"
\"I know,\" she said. \"It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want
his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.
发表于 2006-12-7 15:30:51
aint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets(绿宝石手镯）, a ruby（红宝石） broach, and gold Rolex（劳力士手表）. \" 
It's so funny